I think "man portrait wrinkles" is my favorite, but it's a close second to "old woman doing a stretch." What I'd really love to know is what was the searcher actually trying to find? And did they find it here? I sincerely hope so.
I think the main take-home here is that if you're searching for my blog with google, just enter anything about a wrinkles. Specifying man, woman or bitch doesn't really matter; you'll make it here all the same.